Dear readers, Welcome. I’m so glad you’ve joined the coven of single ladiez and their allies. This blog is a free-form garbage dump site for my escapades for as long as it is entertaining. Please note: this is not a public blog. This is an exclusive, invite only blog. I’m waiting to amass a high-power,… Read more

Dear Readers, It has recently come to my attention that there is not a universal grading system for Men on Dates. WHAT an atrocity!!! Everyone knows that great customer service relies upon honest and constructive feedback. In the culinary world, a restaurant doesn’t dare claim to be the best until a critic dines and writes… Read more

Well dear readers, it’s confirmed. I am a woman of loose morals. I DID go over and hook up with the roommate of the man I formerly slept with. A blonde swedish man, he told me all about his future career aspirations in FinTech. I thought his vapid and self-centered monologuing was a sure-fire sign… Read more

Dear readers, I come to you with a dilemma. As will be featured in a future post, I previously hooked up with a Conservative (read: definitely voted for Trump) military man in the claw fountain of Stanford University’s campus. He was a horrible person, but extremely attractive. While our relationship did not last (*this may… Read more

Honestly the jury is still out.